You are invited to smoke a joint with Snoop Dog and Shaq tomorrow night in Kevin Hart’s mansion after his son’s birthday party. You have been busy all week and just want to send it and make it night to remember. With the coronavirus going around, this could be the last time you ever send it again. In the meantime, you get to the afterparty and you see Snoop Dog, Wiz Khalifa, Jason Statham, Kevin Hart, Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans all in a circle rolling multiple blunts. Time goes by and after 45 minutes you see a miscellaneous figure approaching the circle.
Or
Justin Bieber approaches the circle and instantly everyone starts laughing at him because of the Justin Bieber roast special on Comedy Central, and this is the first time they’ve all seen eachother since then. Then you start thinking about cartoons and the Avengers since Black Widow and Captain America are in the circle. Would you rather be Iron Man or Captain America in the Avengers.
Or
You choose Iron Man because you decide you want to be a billionaire and get pretty women aside from also being a badass. You think about shooting beams out of your hands and saving the world but then you wake up.
Are you in a clean Kitchen with Gordan Ramsey?
Or
Are you in a rich Lawyers office?
You are in Gordan Ramsey’s house being cooked steak and eggs because you paid him 100,000 dollars when you were blacked out from how far you sent it the night earlier smoking joint’s with Snoop Dog, Wiz Khalifa, Jason Statham, Kevin Hart, Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans. You are now poor, high and hungry from Snoop Dog’s weed. Moral of the story, coronavirus is the reason you sent it and lived your best life.
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